Bärnd Nettmann

My studio is my living room.

What I do in one sentence: Whatever I want.

Why I didn’t get a proper job: Of course I still also have a proper job.

An artwork I dream of and I would get accomplished if space, time and money were abundant: To make a comic book about my trip to Hong Kong, how I was cursed there at Lover’s Rock, thereby getting my first stalker and having two car accidents.

Artists, I have on my watch list (and why): Jamie Reid (it’s still because of his great “corporate designs” for the Sex Pistols).

I am afraid of human stupidity.

How I want to be buried resp. words I want to be written on my tombstone: What was I just about to…?